Led Zeppelin and mettalica are too mainstream for my taste Favorite bands: The beatles and queen

Led Zeppelin and mettalica are too mainstream for my taste Favorite bands:
The beatles and queen  Hipster Barista

i told him he needs to get in shape he shaved his stomach hair into a six-pack

i told him he needs to get in shape he shaved his stomach hair into a six-pack  Redditors Wife

Oh, you have to wake up early tomorrow morning? Ill just keep you up all night and let you fall asleep an hour before you have to wake up.

Oh, you have to wake up early tomorrow morning? Ill just keep you up all night and let you fall asleep an hour before you have to wake up.  Scumbag Brain

I don't always speak parsel tongue but when I do, I discover the chamber of secrets

I don't always speak parsel tongue  but when I do, I discover the chamber of secrets  The Most Interesting Harry In The World

At this present time I am not saying she is mining for precious metals but she certainly is not associating with gentlemen of lower financial status

At this present time I am not saying she is mining for precious metals but she certainly is not associating with gentlemen of lower financial status  Joseph Ducreux

My drive to work is too short My car won't get warm

My drive to work is too short My car won't get warm  First World Problems

CRITICIZE GROWING OBESITY RATE IN U.S. UPVOTE BACON DONUTS

CRITICIZE GROWING OBESITY RATE IN U.S. UPVOTE BACON DONUTS  Scumbag Redditor

used both sides of the pillow now they're both warm

used both sides of the pillow now they're both warm  First World Problems

Took a nap Didn't wake up tired

Took a nap Didn't wake up tired  Success Kid

Trying to make it to front page with dying meme? why not zoidberg?

Trying to make it to front page with dying meme? why not zoidberg?  Futurama Zoidberg