Just got in a relationship 800 pictures in a new album called ~*Mah new boiifraaand <3333333333333333*~

Just got in a relationship 800 pictures in a new album called ~*Mah new boiifraaand <3333333333333333*~  Annoying Facebook Girl

12:01 1/1/12 I haven't Fapped all year

12:01 1/1/12 I haven't Fapped all year  Foul Bachelor Frog

Phone vibrates in pocket Low Battery

Phone vibrates in pocket Low Battery  Forever Alone

did you know that the toothbrush was invented in alabama? really? yep, if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "teethbrush".

did you know that the toothbrush was invented in alabama? really? yep, if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a

says he can take bigger bong its than you has a cough attack and throws up

says he can take bigger bong its than you has a cough attack and throws up  College Freshman

Friendzoned? At least you have friends

Friendzoned? At least you have friends  Forever Alone

last day of school before christmas break OMG see you next year lol!!!11!!1

last day of school before christmas break OMG see you next year lol!!!11!!1  Annoying Facebook Girl

sees ping pong table at family party instinctively starts setting up red solo cups

sees ping pong table at family party instinctively starts setting up red solo cups  Lazy College Senior

not sure if people actually like ron paul or just hate him the least

not sure if people actually like ron paul or just hate him the least  Futurama Fry

Finds out I had sex Calls the cops

Finds out I had sex Calls the cops  Sheltering Suburban Mom