JJ Jameson

What do engineers use for birth control? what? Their personalities

What do engineers use for birth control? what? Their personalities   JJ Jameson

did you know that the toothbrush was invented in alabama? really? yep, if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "teethbrush".

did you know that the toothbrush was invented in alabama? really? yep, if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a

I was at a restaurant yesterday and my waitress had a black eye, so I ordered really slow why? because she obviously doesn't listen

I was at a restaurant yesterday and my waitress had a black eye, so I ordered really slow why? because she obviously doesn't listen   JJ Jameson

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? I'm can't think of anything... Women

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? I'm can't think of anything... Women   JJ Jameson

Would you say that the word "cat" is found in the R section of a dictionary? No, not in the Rs That's not what your aunt May said last night

Would you say that the word

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? What? Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? What?  Names   JJ Jameson

i notice that you are not sitting down so? did you have a hot date last hight?

i notice that you are not sitting down so? did you have a hot date last hight?   JJ Jameson

doctor Octopus robbed a bank this morning did he have a gun? no, but he was well armed

doctor Octopus robbed a bank this morning did he have a gun? no, but he was well armed   JJ Jameson

Parker! I need you to take some pictures of someone for me. Pictures of who? The new Spiderman, Andrew Garfield.

Parker! I need you to take some pictures of someone for me. Pictures of who? The new Spiderman, Andrew Garfield.   JJ Jameson

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic cop shouted to me, "Hey, what's your disability?" what you tell him? "Tourettes, you fucking cunt!"

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic cop shouted to me,