What do engineers use for birth control? what? Their personalities
did you know that the toothbrush was invented in alabama? really? yep, if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "teethbrush".
I was at a restaurant yesterday and my waitress had a black eye, so I ordered really slow why? because she obviously doesn't listen
What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? I'm can't think of anything... Women
Would you say that the word "cat"
is found in the R section of a dictionary? No, not in the Rs That's not what your aunt May said last night
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? What? Names
i notice that you are not sitting down so? did you have a hot date last hight?
doctor Octopus robbed a bank this morning did he have a gun? no, but he was well armed
Parker! I need you to take some pictures of someone for me. Pictures of who? The new Spiderman, Andrew Garfield.
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic cop shouted to me, "Hey, what's your disability?" what you tell him? "Tourettes, you fucking cunt!"
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