Says "It's a trap" Never seen any star wars movie

Says

Are you an angel because I have an erection

Are you an angel because I have an erection  Pickup-Line Panda

LEND MONEY TO SCUMBAG STEVE FOREVER A LOAN

LEND MONEY TO SCUMBAG STEVE FOREVER A LOAN  Forever Alone

The women on reddit is always degraded Shut up and make me a sandwich

The women on reddit is always degraded Shut up and make me a sandwich  Slappin Batman

Late to work Boss was even later

Late to work Boss was even later  Success Kid

The cow goes moo and the duck goes quack lets see what kind of sound a rat makes

The cow goes moo and the duck goes quack lets see what kind of sound a rat makes   Baby Godfather

Goes to a dance with the girl of his dreams As friends

Goes to a dance with the girl of his dreams As friends  Forever Alone

the radio show promised to tell me something exciting in a few minutes but i'm getting out of the car before then

the radio show promised to tell me something exciting in a few minutes but i'm getting out of the car before then  First World Problems

Didn't ask for a gift Santa left the list of all the naughty girls

Didn't ask for a gift Santa left the list of all the naughty girls   Success Kid

Got called in boss's office while on reddit got promoted

Got called in boss's office while on reddit got promoted  Success Kid