Listens to your story Doesn't try to one-up you with his own version

Listens to your story Doesn't try to one-up you with his own version  Good Guy Greg

DIes gets alcohol banned on campus

DIes gets alcohol banned on campus  College Freshman

I GOT A TEXT!!! Still got 700 of 700 minutes on my plan Thanks #MIN

I GOT A TEXT!!! Still got 700 of 700 minutes on my plan
Thanks #MIN  Forever Alone

Gets hit by dodgeball Continues playing

Gets hit by dodgeball Continues playing  Scumbag Steve

Forgets to use bathroom before shower SHITS IN SHOWER

Forgets to use bathroom before shower SHITS IN SHOWER  Insanity Wolf

has a fake argument in his own head loses

has a fake argument in his own head loses  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bored on flight to Europe No good movies

Bored on flight to Europe No good movies  First World Problems

Remembers 4000 years of Star Wars storyline Forgets sister's birthday

Remembers 4000 years of Star Wars storyline Forgets sister's birthday  Scumbag Brain

New macbook for christmas $2,000 social statement

New macbook for christmas $2,000 social statement   Hipster Barista

Friendzoned? Maybe someday

Friendzoned? Maybe someday  Forever Alone