My plate is full of food and im not at the end of the buffet line yet

My plate is full of food and im not at the end of the buffet line yet  First World Problems

why is it illegal to pay someone to have sex unless you sell recordings of it?

why is it illegal to pay someone to have sex unless you sell recordings of it?  Philosoraptor

Burns mouth on pizza eats before its cool

Burns mouth on pizza eats before its cool  Hipster Barista

burn all western literature onto a CD so it will be preserved forever

burn all western literature onto a CD so it will be preserved forever  Ordinary Muslim Man

"I only eat organic, I dont want to pollute my body with chemicals" Takes Adderall and other prescription drugs recreationally

Donate blood all of it

Donate blood all of it  Insanity Wolf

all it takes is one strong redditor to save a meme

all it takes is one strong redditor to save a meme  Courage Wolf

Dad, it's 90 degrees in my room! That's right son. but why? TO ACCLIMATE YOU FOR HELL.

Dad, it's 90 degrees in my room! That's right son. but why? TO ACCLIMATE YOU FOR HELL.  Stare Dad

overslept christmas morning missed church

overslept christmas morning missed church  Success Kid

couldn't sleep in had to open Christmas gifts instead

couldn't sleep in had to open Christmas gifts instead  First World Problems