Girlfriend suggests you spice up the love life? put tabasco on the condom when shes not looking

Girlfriend suggests you spice up the love life? put tabasco on the condom when shes not looking  Insanity Wolf

Made a witty status on facebook Mother commented on it first

Made a witty status on facebook Mother commented on it first  First World Problems

Oh, You wanna watch a cool, edgey, underground film? Pulp Fiction

Oh, You wanna watch a cool, edgey, underground film? Pulp Fiction  College Freshman

Wears earphones Takes them out to check if they are too loud

Wears earphones Takes them out to check if they are too loud  Socially Awkward Penguin

Done with finals do all the drugs

Done with finals do all the drugs  All The Things

Doesn't believe in evolution Gets flu shot every year

Doesn't believe in evolution Gets flu shot every year  Scumbag Christian

Took the biggest shit of my life stupid automatic toilet flushed it before i could take a look

Took the biggest shit of my life stupid automatic toilet flushed it before i could take a look  First World Problems

baby got back from the hospital today, I couldn't be prouder

baby got back from the hospital today, I couldn't be prouder  Successful Black Man

Never Posts Facebook statuses

Never Posts Facebook statuses  Good Guy Greg

Got in a Fight With my Roomate's Girlfriend he sided with me

Got in a Fight With my Roomate's Girlfriend he sided with me  Success Kid