film major favorite movie is superbad

film major favorite movie is superbad   College Freshman

alarm doesn't go off licks your face at the appropriate time to help you wake up

alarm doesn't go off licks your face at the appropriate time to help you wake up  Good Dog Greg

Thinks r/atheism is a circlejerk is part of the circlejerk complaining about atheism posts

Thinks r/atheism is a circlejerk is part of the circlejerk complaining about atheism posts  Scumbag Redditor

Stays up until 4 AM writing a paper on the wrong topic

Stays up until 4 AM writing a paper on the wrong topic  College Freshman

Orders food Doesn't get what he ordered, still eats it

Orders food Doesn't get what he ordered, still eats it  Socially Awkward Penguin

has big stereo and subwoofer plays at full volume in dorm with door open

has big stereo and subwoofer plays at full volume in dorm with door open  College Freshman

Takes all 8am classes intentionally

Takes all 8am classes intentionally  College Freshman

Puts body pillow near furnace simulates hug from a real person

Puts body pillow near furnace simulates hug from a real person  Forever Alone

Ordered a 10 piece chicken McNugget Got 11

Ordered a 10 piece chicken McNugget Got 11  Success Kid

Notices you stopped to let him cross the street still walks slow as fuck

Notices you stopped to let him cross the street still walks slow as fuck  Scumbag Steve