I don't always get drunk at parties but when I do, i dont talk about it for a fucking week

I don't always get drunk at parties but when I do, i dont talk about it for a fucking week  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Buys textbooks from the school's bookstore

Buys textbooks from the school's bookstore  College Freshman

Can you show me how to scan? I printed out an that email you sent me, I want to email it to my sister in Florida.

Can you show me how to scan? I printed out an that email you sent me, I want to email it to my sister in Florida.  Grandma finds the Internet

Country with world's largest military wages 40 years of war against unarmed plant plant still winning

Country with world's largest military wages 40 years of war against unarmed plant plant still winning  Success Kid

you had a high gpa? wow

you had a high gpa? wow  Creepy Wonka

Sells back his textbooks to the school's bookstore

Sells back his textbooks to the school's bookstore  College Freshman

Single to in a relationship 5 times a week

Single to in a relationship  5 times a week  Annoying Facebook Girl

Not sure if strep throat... Or if I smoked too much this weeekend.

Not sure if strep throat... Or if I smoked too much this weeekend.  Futurama Fry

I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.

I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.  Pickup-Line Panda

Sends email from ipad Does not end Email with "Sent from my ipad"

Sends email from ipad Does not end Email with