Takes black and white photo of a lawn chair thinks she's a photographer

Takes black and white photo of a lawn chair thinks she's a photographer  Annoying Facebook Girl

you got beads at Mardi Gras? Why not... nevermind, beads are fine

you got beads at Mardi Gras? Why not... nevermind, beads are fine  High Expectations Asian Father

Joins Myspace Replies to toms welcome message

Joins Myspace Replies to toms welcome message  Tech Impaired Duck

Left in car on hot day survives

Left in car on hot day survives   Success Kid

Next time you take my nose I'll break your fucking legs

Next time you take my nose I'll break your fucking legs   Baby Godfather

Doesn't like the song "Black and Yellow" Stuck in your head for a year and a half

Doesn't like the song

Uses hash tags on facebook

Uses hash tags on facebook  Annoying Facebook Girl

Move-in day: brings new box of condoms Last day of the semester: still has same un-opened box of condoms

Move-in day: brings new box of condoms Last day of the semester: still has same un-opened box of condoms   College Freshman

Resceptionist: "Your appointment with the doctor is on tuesday the 19th at 4" Me: "am or pm"?

Resceptionist:

Jay-z have 99 problems test tomorrow have 150. go study

Jay-z have 99 problems test tomorrow have 150. go study  High Expectations Asian Father