Not sure how to take advantage of Reddit Birthday karma? why not zoidberg?

Not sure how to take advantage of Reddit Birthday karma? why not zoidberg?  Misc

5 minute drive the radio was on a commercial break the whole time

5 minute drive the radio was on a commercial break the whole time  First World Problems

"30 minutes to deliver or your pizza is free Pizza arrives 31 minutes later

make clever comment on cute girl's status she personally responds to everyone's post but yours

make clever comment on cute girl's status she personally responds to everyone's post but yours  Forever Alone

"Well, time to hit the books" Removes Plastic Wrap.

Gets prescribed 800mg ibuprofen. "dude, i think i'm getting addicted to these narcos!"

Gets prescribed 800mg ibuprofen.

What if the government was replaced by idiots and we're all on a game show to see how long we tolerate them

What if the government was replaced by idiots and we're all on a game show to see how long we tolerate them  conspiracy keanu

If people who frequent 4 chan are called be-tards Then shouldn't redditors be called retards?

If people who frequent 4 chan are called be-tards Then shouldn't redditors be called retards?  Philosoraptor

Full of people that don't believe in god Teaches me more about christianity than sunday school ever did

Full of people that don't believe in god Teaches me more about christianity than sunday school ever did  Scumbag rAtheism

My wavelength might be short But the frequency is outta this world

My wavelength might be short But the frequency is outta this world  Pickup Line Scientist