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Staying at girlfriend's parents house for the first time holds in poo for 4 days

Staying at girlfriend's parents house for the first time holds in poo for 4 days Socially Awkward Penguin
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HEARS YOUR ALARM GOING OFF INCORPORATES THE MUSIC INTO YOUR DREAM SO YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WAKE UP

HEARS YOUR ALARM GOING OFF INCORPORATES THE MUSIC INTO YOUR DREAM SO YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WAKE UP Scumbag Brain
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I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me... do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one

I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me... do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one Skinhead John
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Pretended to be asleep in car Got carried inside

Pretended to be asleep in car Got carried inside Success Kid
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Refuse to see Twilight with girlfriend Get sex anyways

Refuse to see Twilight with girlfriend Get sex anyways Success Kid
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marilyn manson? She is so pretty!!!

marilyn manson? She is so pretty!!! Musically Oblivious 8th Grader
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Why do you knock on the door If you're just going to come in anyways

Why do you knock on the door If you're just going to come in anyways Angry School Boy
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I WANT TO KEEP EATING BUT IM ALREADY FULL

I WANT TO KEEP EATING BUT IM ALREADY FULL First World Problems
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I HUMPED HER LEG SHE CAME TWICE

I HUMPED HER LEG SHE CAME TWICE Insanity puppy
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need to text someone back. But all the traffic lights are green

need to text someone back. But all the traffic lights are green First World Problems
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