Takes picture of Halloween costume and posts it on reddit Puts it back in the closet

Takes picture of Halloween costume and posts it on reddit Puts it back in the closet  Forever Alone

I don't always look down at my crotch but when I do, I smile

I don't always look down at my crotch but when I do, I smile  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Left arm is full Keys in right pocket

Left arm is full Keys in right pocket  Success Kid

works at krusty krab

works at krusty krab  Annoying Facebook Girl

Won't let you chew gum in class her desk has starbucks and cookies on it

Won't let you chew gum in class her desk has starbucks and cookies on it  Unhelpful High School Teacher

run for office tell the truth

run for office tell the truth  Insanity Wolf

why did the semen cross the road? i put the wrong sock on this morning

why did the semen cross the road? i put the wrong sock on this morning  Foul Bachelor Frog

Fuck the police I prefer sting's solo albums

Fuck the police I prefer sting's solo albums  Successful Black Man

You learn something new everyday. You forget something old everyday.

You learn something new everyday. You forget something old everyday.  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't use facebook remembers your birthday

Doesn't use facebook remembers your birthday  Good Guy Greg