It's the eye of the Dragon

IF YOU ARE THE DRAGONBORN THEN DO YOU MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT THU'UM? Philosoraptor

I don't always answer

BUT WHEN I DO I SAY

I don't always answer a question, but when i do I say

I don't always answer a question

BUT WHEN I DO I SAY

Eat and Shit

SO YOU ARE TELLING ME  YOU CAN EAT AND SHIT AT THE SAME TIME.  Skeptical Third World Kid

Share responsibly

SHARE RESPONSIBLY         MY FRIENDS         The Most Interesting Man In The World

Birthday

BAE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY  Misc

Ignoring-Public vs. Facebook

YOU SEEM TO DO A PERFECT JOB AT IGNORING ME IN PUBLIC. TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHY YOU CAN'T SEEM TO DO THAT ON FACEBOOK... Misc

Sarcasm, the lost art

PLEASE GO ON ABOUT HOW TEXTING BACK

this has nothing to do with hilldawg being a woman

SHUT UP  BIRD! Misc