My exact reaction

WHEN YOUR FINALLY TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE Success Kid

Lifestyle show

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MAKE A LIFESTYLE SHOW Boromir

Everyday School Bitch

SEES HER CRUSH UPDATED HIS STATUS YET IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE LIKES IT ANYWAY Annoying Facebook Girl

lol me

100% ON BUSINESS LAW QUIZES I'D MAKE A BADASS LAWYER College Freshman

KRYLON shoes

I DON'T ALWAYS PAINT MY SHOES BUT WHEN I DO I USE KRYLON The Most Interesting Man In The World

KRYLON shoes

I DON'T ALWAYS PAINT MY SHOES BUT WHEN I DO I USE KRYLON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Time to get on the 408 again during 5 O'clock traffic.

TIME TO GET ON THE 408 AGAIN DURING 5 O'CLOCK TRAFFIC. I JUST WANNA GO HOME... 1990s Problems

When I Realize

YOU'RE A F*CK BOY YOU KNOW, YOU DONE F*KED UP NOW Matrix Morpheus

My evil happily former stepdaughter came up with this before she or her mother knew me.

  Dating Site Murderer

Healthcare costs

HEALTHCARE COSTS ARE TOO DAMN HIGH Too Damn High