Worst GF Ever

My exact reaction

WHEN YOUR FINALLY TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE Success Kid

Lifestyle show

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MAKE A LIFESTYLE SHOW Boromir

Everyday School Bitch

SEES HER CRUSH UPDATED HIS STATUS YET IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE LIKES IT ANYWAY Annoying Facebook Girl

lol me

100% ON BUSINESS LAW QUIZES I'D MAKE A BADASS LAWYER College Freshman

KRYLON shoes

I DON'T ALWAYS PAINT MY SHOES BUT WHEN I DO I USE KRYLON The Most Interesting Man In The World

KRYLON shoes

I DON'T ALWAYS PAINT MY SHOES BUT WHEN I DO I USE KRYLON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Time to get on the 408 again during 5 O'clock traffic.

TIME TO GET ON THE 408 AGAIN DURING 5 O'CLOCK TRAFFIC. I JUST WANNA GO HOME... 1990s Problems

When I Realize

YOU'RE A F*CK BOY YOU KNOW, YOU DONE F*KED UP NOW Matrix Morpheus

My evil happily former stepdaughter came up with this before she or her mother knew me.

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