I'M NOT A WRITER

WRITING A STORY FOR WOOLNER!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Almost Politically Correct Redneck

bitch ples

 BITCH PLEASE!! Business Cat

Marie's Lawyer

THERE WAS A CONSPIRACY AND I CAN PROVE IT Lawyer Dog

YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP

THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP IS COMING Imminent Ned

Cookie Man Just do it

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT? Cookie Monster

bloatware hipster cat

UGH. GOOGLE CHROME SO BLOATED AND PROPRIETARY Hipster Kitty

swimmng shada

GETS PUT ON THE RELAY GOES FASTER IN THE OPEN Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Swimming is pointless

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY JUST SWIM BACK AND FORTH IN CLEAN WATER? Skeptical Third World Kid

spelling sux

WHEN I WAS UR AGE IT WAS SPELLED OIGNON Grandma finds the Internet

Don't feed the trolls

I POKED A TROLL NOW I'M SAD.... Confession Bear