Girl Scout Cookies nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

ME WANT #THINMINT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES   I BUY #COOKIES FROM CECELIA Cookie Monster

GROSS WOMEN

I DON'T LOOK FOR GROSS WOMEN WHO THINK THEY'RE HOT BUT WHEN I DO, I GET ON MEET ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

RARE DISEASES SUCK

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SICK  BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SOME SHIT NO ONE HAS HEARD OF OR CAN PRONOUNCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

The f bomb

I DON'T USUALLY SAY THE

Almighty Zeus

ZEUS SENDS A GAME FROM OLYMPUS ITSELF TO WAR, BEFORE WE JOIN OUR BROTHERS IN HADES Advice God

Britny bash

YA...BRITNY LOGAN SHE'S MY GIRL Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Best I can do

BEST I CAN DO   IS THIRTY-FIVE BUCKS Pawn Star

Poor Cathy!

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY 4 LOCKERS AT A TIME! BUT WHEN I DO CATHY GET'S PISSED! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't alway's buy 4 locker's at a time!

 BUT WHEN I DO CATHY GET'S PISSED! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Demand be Damned!

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY                               CREATE DEMAND  Boromir