Remember when nothing stopped you? You ate dirt. You pooped in your pants. You walked and fell down... a lot!

YOU KNOW THAT THING YOU'VE BEEN AFRAID TO DO? LET'S F***ING DO THIS! Success Kid

Just the tip

GET IT? TIP? Bad Joke Eel

Jeanette's Birthday

SO WHAT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY  SHUT UP AND GO ELF YOURSELF  Batman Slapping Robin

Jeanette's Birthday

SO WHAT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY  SHUT UP AND GO ELF YOURSELF  Batman Slapping Robin

Timing is everything, good and bad.

ONE WEEK INTO MY FIRST JOB AFTER UNIVERSITY AAAAAND WE'RE ON STRIKE aaaand its gone

Jeanette's Birthday

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY I KNOW  SHUT THE ELF UP Batman Slapping Robin

Jeanette's Birthday

UM TIRED OF JEANETTE SAYING HER BIRTHDAY COMING WE KNOW WE KNOW  SHUT THE WHAT UP AND GO ELF YOURSELF  Batman Slapping Robin

Straight-edge gig

GIG PAYS PERCENTAGE. LOTS OF FANS SHOW UP. ALL STRAIGHT-EDGE Bad Luck Brian

I Want Y'all To Know Jeanette's Birthday Is Monday

JEANETTE'S  BIRTHDAY  drunk baby

i have no idea

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DID BUT I FIXED IT Programmer