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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

IF YOU DONT INVITE ME TO YOUR BDAY PARTY YOU'D BETTER ENJOY IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST Baby Godfather

RIITA NAISEN KANSSA

KUN MIES RIITELEE NAISEN KANSSA...  Misc

BROOKLYN BAGELS

I ATE A BAGEL IN BROOKLYN ONCE SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M PRETTY SERIOUS ABOUT BAGELS Gettin Pretty Serious

Patrick and Purple Stuff soda

I LEFT THE PURPLE STUFF CAN RIGHT HERE!                    WAIT! DON'T OPEN THAT COKE AND SCARE HER AWAY.. Push it somewhere else Patrick

Go Sportsball!

ACCORDING TO LOCAL NEWS NOTHING ELSE HAS HAPPENED IN THE WORLD EXCEPT THE COLTS GET TO KEEP THEIR LEADER. OH AND IT'S GOING TO BE WINTER LIKE IN THE MORNING. IMLL SLEEP BETTER TONIGHT I'M SURE. Bad Luck Brian

tooooooooooo yyyyyyo

YOU LOVE TO FISH WITH FARMER PLEASE, TELL ME ABOUT THAT Condescending Wonka

yo hommey

YES, FARMER IS RIGHT ON SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE TOO SENSITIVE OF FUNNY SHIT Success Kid

i work at

I WORK AT THE GROVE SCHOOL AND I HATE MY JOB LMFAO Unhelpful High School Teacher

foie gras?

FOIE GRAS? I'D PREFER NOT TO Actual Advice Mallard