Bandwagoners Star Wars fan.

CLAIMS TO BE A STAR WARS FAN. HAS ONLY SEEN EPISODE VII College Freshman

We've been together two months.

 LET'S JUST GET MARRIED TODAY. Overly Attached Girlfriend

We've been together two months.

 LET'S JUST GET MARRIED TODAY. Overly Attached Girlfriend

Vodka audrey

 I BELIEVE IN UNICORN AND VODKA.  Misc

Damon ghost child

                 WHAT IF IT WAS A                 DAMON GHOST CHILD  THAT JUST   DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL? Philosoraptor

Steve Harvey on evolution

 WHY WE STILL GOT MONKEYS?? Misc

Happy Birthday Doug Rees!

             BRINGS GF & HER FOUR KIDS TO                       DOUG REES' OPEN HOUSE.            SPENDS  ALL DAY & LEAVES A HORRIBLE MESS FOR DOUG TO CLEAN UP            CREDIT SCORE IS 500                 Scumbag Steve

Tommy Bare Swears This Is True

I DON'T DANCE THAT OFTEN, BUT WHEN I DO, LYNN'S IS THE ONLY PLACE MY FEET WILL HIT THE DANCE FLOOR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

BUCC NEPHEW

BUCC I SEE YOU ARE MY NEPHEW. Matrix Morpheus

Don't be a douche nozzle

DON'T ASSUME EVERYONE HAS SEEN EPISODE 7 YET THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS BUSY FOR EVERYONE, AND NOT EVERYONE HAS THE TIME TO SEE IT OPENING WEEKEND Actual Advice Mallard