I'm Done

EVERYBODY KNOWS..SHIT WHY CAN'T I REALLY BE PREGNANT First World Problems

SPUNGEBOB

I WAS LATE FOR WORK GET USE TO IT Tough Spongebob

Happy birthday

I'M GOING TO STEAL A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Successful Black Man

Placemats Six Sigma

OH, YOU'RE A SIX SIGMA BLACKBELT? TELL ME AGAIN HOW THIS MAKES YOU QUALIFIED TO CREATE A PLACEMAT? Condescending Wonka

Grumpy Birthday

HAVE A BIRTHDAY Grumpy Cat

Brought in a can of soup Cleared all my old library fines

BROUGHT IN A CAN OF SOUP CLEARED ALL MY OLD LIBRARY FINES Success Kid

major gripe

I WANT TO PLAY DESTINY ON MY XBOX ONE BUT IT DOESN'T SUPPORT MOUSE AND KEYBOARD First World Problems

Ginger war

HI, MY NAME IS STEW. I TRIED TAKING THE PISS OUTTA MY MATES SADLY I'VE NO SOUL, SO I GAVE UP  Over Confident Ginger

Time Card Messed up

TIME CARD WRONG, GENERIC COUMADIN ISNT WORKING FUCKING KERI LOU First World Problems

positive thoughts, charlie

SENDING YOU LOTS OF  POSITIVE THOUGHTS Clean Sheen