Particular set of skills

I HAVE ARE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS; SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG CAREER. SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A NIGHTMARE FOR PUZZLES LIKE YOU. I WILL FIND YOU AND SOLVE YOU! Misc

I'm Done

EVERYBODY KNOWS..SHIT WHY CAN'T I REALLY BE PREGNANT First World Problems

SPUNGEBOB

I WAS LATE FOR WORK GET USE TO IT Tough Spongebob

Happy birthday

I'M GOING TO STEAL A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Successful Black Man

Placemats Six Sigma

OH, YOU'RE A SIX SIGMA BLACKBELT? TELL ME AGAIN HOW THIS MAKES YOU QUALIFIED TO CREATE A PLACEMAT? Condescending Wonka

Grumpy Birthday

HAVE A BIRTHDAY Grumpy Cat

Brought in a can of soup Cleared all my old library fines

BROUGHT IN A CAN OF SOUP CLEARED ALL MY OLD LIBRARY FINES Success Kid

major gripe

I WANT TO PLAY DESTINY ON MY XBOX ONE BUT IT DOESN'T SUPPORT MOUSE AND KEYBOARD First World Problems

Ginger war

HI, MY NAME IS STEW. I TRIED TAKING THE PISS OUTTA MY MATES SADLY I'VE NO SOUL, SO I GAVE UP  Over Confident Ginger

Time Card Messed up

TIME CARD WRONG, GENERIC COUMADIN ISNT WORKING FUCKING KERI LOU First World Problems