I like zee booty!!

OMG IM TOUCHING MY FIRST REAL ASS!!! Over Confident Ginger

nosey hoes be like

I HEARD THIS AND THAT ABOUT YOU IM LIKE BITCH YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT BABY DADDY YOU NEVER HEAR FROM  Tough Spongebob

Fantasy BS

I DONT ALWAYS LOSE FANTASY FOOTBALL, BUT WHEN I DO... THE OTHER TEAM SCORES AT LEAST 50 PTS. MORE THEN PROJECTED The Most Interesting Man In The World

loots I have

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOWN I'M HOLDING MY POINTS Tough Spongebob

This must mean I'm pathetic

AS A KID I THOUGHT PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T STOP SMOKING WERE PATHETIC I'M ATTEMPTING TO STOP FOR THE 36TH TIME Confession Bear

Don't trash Reseda

DON'T TRASH RESEDA  Grumpy Cat

Da ist doch was faul...

ODER WAS HAST DU VOR? Futurama Fry

Bane the true parkour expert

YOU THINK CONCRETE IS YOUR ALLY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED IT; I WAS BORN IN IT-MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE THE STREETS UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN AND EVEN THEN IT MEANT NOTHING TO ME.  Angry Bane

Quote Stig

GREG WHERE'S MY QUOTE? overly manly man

Get it done

WHEN YOUR BEST FRIEND THINKS SOMEONE IS TRYING TO OUTDO HER KILL THE BITCH..... Baby Godfather