Number One

AGE IS JUST A NUMBER... I AM NUMURO UNO... COMPREHENDE?  Baby Godfather

Already Been There...

TO BOLDY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE HE'S ALREADY BEEN THERE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hmmmm dry scaly skin

HMMMM IS MY SKIN DRY AND SCALY? MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A MICRODERMABRASION... Philosoraptor

Better Than Kirk

HE SOLVED THE KOBAYASHI MARU TEST... ...WITHOUT CHEATING. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The secret of toffing

IF YOU HAVE TO BECOME A SCIENCETIST THEN YOU HAVE TO BE A TOFFER Baby Godfather

Just another loot palace meme

JOINED LOOT PALACE BECAUSE IT'S FREE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Lorax - That's a Woman

 THAT'S A WOMAN? Misc

Enough said about the editor

THIS IS AN EDITOR... ENOUGH SAID. Baby Godfather

Survived till next payday

I SURVIVED  TILL MY NEXT PAYCHECK Success Kid

Faith in government

PEOPLE...WE ARE YOUR GOVERNMENT...  ...Y U NO HAVE TRUST? Y U No