Dad, the ceiling fell!

GET ME ANOTHER BEER TJ BUT DAD Stare Dad

Coke hoes

SO YOUR NOT A WHORE?  HALF A GRAM SAYS YOU ARE.....  Condescending Wonka

HYDRIDE REDUCTION

I DON'T USUALLY REDUCE KETONES BUT WHEN I DO, I USE BAKER'S YEAST Pickup Line Scientist

Atheism explained

SO THIS POST ISN'T ATHEIST RELA--- YOU'RE AN ATHEIST!! Slappin Batman

Sam Bear

MY NAME IS SAM AND I PAY FOR FANTASY ADVISE THOUGHT YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW HOW I AM 4-1.  Confession Bear

Party pig

IT'S JUST NOT A PARTY TIL YOU STEAL SOME BEERS AND BEAT UP A COW  Misc

The joker wants you to care about exoplanets

DISCOVER A THOUSAND PLANETS AND NO-ONE BATS AN EYELID MENTION ALIENS ONCE AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND Joker Mind Loss

GO GREEN

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO MI GRADS BUT WHEN I DO I ASK FOR A #1 SUPERSIZED The Most Interesting Man In The World

time sheet reminder

 YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TIME SHEET REMINDERS SO I PUT A TIME SHEET REMINDER IN YOUR TIME SHEET REMINDER  Xzibit meme

f1 racing

F1 RACE? YOU MEAN RACING TO MY PLACE, RIGHT? Overly Attached Girlfriend