Ted poops his pants chicken hawk

TED NUGENT TELLS US HOW HE GOT OUT OF VIETNAM:

God's Wifi

PRAYER IS GOD'S WIFI Evil Plotting Raccoon

i am funny dick nose

WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT MAYBE A BEER WILL REFRESH MY MEMORY Futurama Fry

Throat Punch Thursday

IT'S THROAT PUNCH THURSDAY MY FAVORITE DAY Evil Plotting Raccoon

Dont lite your farts in the barn

  Evil cows

norse motherfucker

NORSE MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?? Samuel L Jackson

PLEASE HELP

HI HONEY WHERE HAVE U BEEN  ME: JEEZ I NEED A VACATION Overly Attached Girlfriend

PLEASE GET BETTER SHOES WITH A NAME

WHAT ARE THOSE EXCUSE ME I NOW HAVE TO CLEAR MY MEMORY Push it somewhere else Patrick

blood bank

IF YOU PUT ELAINE IN BLOOD BANK  YOU'RE GONNA TO HAVE A BAD TIME  Super Cool Ski Instructor

When they leave for Macufe Without You

ITS CHILLED CHOMI  PLUS GO NALE DISTREET SOCCER SUNDAY Creepy Wonka