When my gf says I'm not contributing anything to society by Redditing for hours

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW GIFTS OF REDDIT GOLD ON MY BEHALF HAVE HELPED PAY FOR 33.85 HOURS OF REDDIT SERVER TIME Tough Spongebob

MIXING UP COUNTRIES

CAN'T TELL IF JOKING OR MIXING UP COUNTRIES Futurama Fry

terrible at history

CAN'T TELL IF JOKING OR TERRIBLE AT HISTORY Futurama Fry

Hult Society of Banking #2

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  GOOD GRADES ARE NOT ENOUGH TO BE SUCCESSFUL Matrix Morpheus

Birthday suit

38 YEARS OLD AND STILL FIT IN MY FIRST BIRTHDAY SUIT! Success Kid

kufball because this needs a title because reasons

WE SHOULD TAKE MEMORIAL STADIUM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE Push it somewhere else Patrick

Killer eyes

THE EYES OF A MAN WHEN HE SEES HIS CRUSH WITH SOMEONE! Dating Site Murderer

Hult Society of Banking

I DO NOT ALWAYS JOIN THE SOCIETIES  BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S HULT SOCIETY OF BANKING The Most Interesting Man In The World

that irony though

PEOPLE REGULARLY POST 850+ RWHP WITH A TVS ON COMPLETELY STOCK LONGBLOCK, NOBODY PANICS... WEIR RACING POSTS 1,000HP DYNO GRAPH OF TVS ON FULLY FORGED 5.8L WITH HEAD PORTING AND CAMS, WELL THEN EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!  Joker Mind Loss

Red poop

I DON'T ALWAYS JUICE BEETS, BUT WHEN I DO, I THINK I'M INTERNALLY BLEEDING. The Most Interesting Man In The World