I am the benefit

BENEFITS OF BEING MARRIED TO ME: YOU ARE MARRIED TO ME. I COULD GO ON, BUT I THINK I'VE MADE MY POINT. Annoying Facebook Girl

throw up

TOOK MY MORNING PILLS GOT EXTREME NAUSEA DIDN'T EXPEL THEM FROM MY STOMACH Success Kid

oh

OH YOU LIKE TO BAGG ON PPL BECAUSE IT FUN  TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE Condescending Wonka

Unfriend vs Unfollow

WHILE I RESPECT YOUR RIGHT TO VOICE YOUR BELIEFS I NO LONGER RESPECT YOU, BECAUSE YOU HAVE DONE SO Condescending Wonka

The other line

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE DISCUSSING SOMETHING IMPORTANT... AND SOMEONE KEEPS CALLING ON THE OTHER LINE. Futurama Fry

cam cell membrane

THE CELL MEMBRANE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT  CELL IN YOUR BODY BECAUSE WITH OUT IT THING WANT GO IN OR OUT SO THAT WHY THE CELL MEMBRANE IS THE MOST IMPORTANTN CELL  IN THE BODY  THAT IS WHY YOU SOULD VOTE FOR THE CELL MEMBRANE  Tough Spongebob

Hult Society of Banking #3

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GO INTO FINANCE                                               WITHOUT JOINING HULT SOCIETY OF BANKING                                         Boromir

Provocative Penguin

IF WE DON' T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING WHY ARE WE IN SUCH A HURRY TO GET THERE? Socially Awkward Penguin

CR Cookie

HI! I'M COOKIE.  I AM IN RECOVERY FOR COOKIE ADDICTION... HEY COOKIE!  Cookie Monster

Death swing

...AND THEN GRANDMA SUSAN PUT ME IN THE DEATHTRAP JUMPER NOW I'M SUING HER FOR MENTAL ANGUISH drunk baby