Islanders lost:

WHAT WAS THAT? YOU BROKE THE T.V? OVERTIME! FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS! One Does Not Simply

Being the Man

SO TELL AGAIN  JIM HOW VICKY LET'S YOU BE THE MAN. INTERESTING THOUGHT Condescending Wonka

Still Alive

WHAT IF ELVIS NEVER DIED WAS STILL LIVING AT THE BACK OF GRACELAND conspiracy keanu

Date Night

TAKING DEBBIE OUT  TO KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN Anti-Joke Chicken

sup ert

SAY

Why do I turn my head like this when I'm so contradictory?

WHY DO I TURN MY HEAD LIKE THIS WHEN I'M SO CONTRADICTORY?  SOMATIC GRAVICEPTION Advice God

Why do I turn my head like this when I'm so contradictory?

WHY DO I TURN MY HEAD LIKE THIS WHEN I'M SO CONTRADICTORY?  SOMATIC GRAVICEPTION Advice God

Recycle Jackson

STYROFOAM MUTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT? Samuel L Jackson

earthquake drunkness

NOT SURE IF ITS AN EARTHQUAKE  OR IF IM JUST TOO DRUNK RIGHT NOW  Futurama Fry

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ADMISSION TO PHARMACY SCHOOL, AMY! I LEFT A DEAD MOUSE ON YOUR PILLOW TO SHOW SOLIDARITY WITH YOU ON THIS AUSPICIOUS OCCASION! Business Cat