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"sorry, on my period" gives blowjob
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notices redditors have used her photo as a meme Doesn't sue
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Volunteers as designated driver. Still fun while sober.
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Uses bathroom in YOUR house Puts toilet seat back up
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Says "nothing's wrong" Means it
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Appears to be sane and down-to-earth Is completely sane and down-to-earth
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Meets you at bar buys you a drink
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Would never call another girl a slut Ever.
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Not into you Introduces you to her friends
Only one at party who isn't drunk. Makes sure all her friends drink a glass of water before they go to sleep.
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