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What do engineers use for birth control? what? Their personalities
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did you know that the toothbrush was invented in alabama? really? yep, if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "teethbrush".
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I was at a restaurant yesterday and my waitress had a black eye, so I ordered really slow why? because she obviously doesn't listen
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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? I'm can't think of anything... Women
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Would you say that the word "cat" is found in the R section of a dictionary? No, not in the Rs That's not what your aunt May said last night
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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? What? Names
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i notice that you are not sitting down so? did you have a hot date last hight?
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doctor Octopus robbed a bank this morning did he have a gun? no, but he was well armed
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Parker! I need you to take some pictures of someone for me. Pictures of who? The new Spiderman, Andrew Garfield.
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic cop shouted to me, "Hey, what's your disability?" what you tell him? "Tourettes, you fucking cunt!"
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