10 Guy

Birds are like natural airplanes

Birds are like natural airplanes
  10 Guy

We need to eat the pizza So we don't look full

We need to eat the pizza So we don't look full
  10 Guy

Goes to GoodWILL "sO, LIKE WHO'S WILL?"

Goes to GoodWILL

can i borrow your fleshlight

can i borrow your fleshlight
  10 Guy

I could run for 1000 years in like 45 minutes

I could run for 1000 years in like 45 minutes  10 Guy

wait, i thought pepperoni was a vegetable.

wait, i thought pepperoni  was a vegetable.  10 Guy

"what a twat" is that a palindrome?

Bed utensils

 Bed utensils  10 Guy

Humans are like slot machines. But instead of putting coins in you put food, and instead of prizes you get poop.

Humans are like slot machines. But instead of putting coins in you put food, and instead of prizes you get poop.
  10 Guy

The vagina fluid makes it slippery But the water just dries shit out

The vagina fluid makes it slippery But the water just dries shit out  10 Guy
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