ALYSSA BEREZNAK

I live in a toilet FLUSH PLEASE!

I live in a toilet FLUSH PLEASE!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Blogs about Park Slope bars and how she hates dates with Magic players. Judgemental hipster bitch is judgemental hipster.

Blogs about Park Slope bars and how she hates dates with Magic players. Judgemental hipster bitch is judgemental hipster.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Did I tell you I write for Gawker? Strike One.

Did I tell you I write for Gawker? Strike One.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

not impressed by world champion my dream is to eat cheese

not impressed by world champion my dream is to eat cheese  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Use Firefox ? Not right for Alyssa

Use Firefox ? Not right for Alyssa  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

looks like phoebe from 'friends' with downs syndrome i'd rather fuck casey anthony

looks like phoebe from 'friends' with downs syndrome i'd rather fuck casey anthony  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Tapped by evan erwin So Jon Finkel wouldn't have to

Tapped by evan erwin So Jon Finkel wouldn't have to  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

You're a magician? Strike one

You're a magician? Strike one  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

have a hobby? Strike one!

have a hobby? Strike one!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

would you like to eat me because I just got shaked & baked

would you like to eat me because I just got shaked & baked  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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