ALYSSA BEREZNAK

dad greeted me in his foyer and offered me a job at his law firm childhood ruined

dad greeted me in his foyer and offered me a job at his law firm childhood ruined  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Not one Magic player would tap that

Not one Magic player would tap that  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Google Me Online Blogging is Serious Business

Google Me Online Blogging is Serious Business  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

tap me and... you are done

tap me and... you are done  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Wants the boy of her dreams. Ends up with mudkipz.

Wants the boy of her dreams. Ends up with mudkipz.  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

To Alyssa bereznak: Where's your google now?

To Alyssa bereznak: Where's your google now?  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

i have more in common with mr. ed

i have more in common with mr. ed   ALYSSA BEREZNAK

Line up, boys! Plenty of you must have fetishes for post-stroke droop faces!

Line up, boys! Plenty of you must have fetishes for post-stroke droop faces!  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

nerds are bad in my metagame

nerds are bad in my metagame  ALYSSA BEREZNAK

drunk & lonely nice guys on okcupid?

drunk & lonely nice guys on okcupid?  ALYSSA BEREZNAK
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