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If you're walking down the street with your hands full while on the phone and a kid runs up to you asking to borrow your phone to make an urgent call He's trying to steal your phone

If you're walking down the street with your hands full while on the phone and a kid runs up to you asking to borrow your phone to make an urgent call He's trying to steal your phone  Actual Advice Mallard

It's better to set an example Than to be made an example

It's better to set an example Than to be made an example  Actual Advice Mallard

When planning your senior prank Buy a movie ticket at the time of the prank as an Alibi

When planning your senior prank Buy a movie ticket at the time of the prank as an Alibi  Actual Advice Mallard

When you list something for sale on Craig's List Remove the listing when the item is no longer for sale

When you list something for sale on Craig's List Remove the listing when the item is no longer for sale  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't argue on reddit There will always be people ready to argue back.

Don't argue  on reddit There will always be people ready to argue back.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want easy karma, but you're terrible at making memes? create one that doesn't make sense and say it sums up r/new

Want easy karma, but you're terrible at making memes? create one that doesn't make sense and say it sums up r/new  Actual Advice Mallard

Worried about that bag of cookies getting stale? toss in a piece of bread and they will stay soft longer

Worried about that bag of cookies getting stale? toss in a piece of bread and they will stay soft longer  Actual Advice Mallard

Take your core classes over summer Grad students teach the class, speak english, and are generally excited to teach

Take your core classes over summer Grad students teach the class, speak english, and are generally excited to teach  Actual Advice Mallard

If a trucker flashes his lights after you pass him it means you are all clear to move back in his lane

If a trucker flashes his lights after you pass him it means you are all clear to move back in his lane  Actual Advice Mallard

If you fuck up Own up

If you fuck up Own up  Actual Advice Mallard
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