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I'm just a life pro tip But in picture form so karmawhores can get karma now that r/LPT is text only

I'm just a life pro tip But in picture form so karmawhores can get karma now that r/LPT is text only  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't half ass two things whole ass one thing

Don't half ass two things whole ass one thing  Actual Advice Mallard

New to Reddit? Tell noone your username, you always forget about the embarassing posts until it's too late.

New to Reddit? Tell noone your username, you always forget about the embarassing posts until it's too late.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want comment karma go to the 125th-175th posts in r/funny they generally reach the front page and only have 1-2 comments

if you want comment karma go to the 125th-175th posts in r/funny they generally reach the front page and only have 1-2 comments  Actual Advice Mallard

Bowl of hot soup? Use slice of bread on palm of hand to carry it.

Bowl of hot soup? Use slice of bread on palm of hand to carry it.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't disable the shutter tone on your phone when taking upskirt photos just take a screenshot of the camera frame

If you can't disable the shutter tone on your phone when taking upskirt photos just take a screenshot of the camera frame  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want a frank appraisal of your looks Murder someone then read how you are described in the newspaper articles about your arrest and trial

If you want a frank appraisal of your looks Murder someone then read how you are described in the newspaper articles about your arrest and trial  Actual Advice Mallard

Like the edges of brownies? Bake Brownie batter in a muffin/cupcake tin.

Like the edges of brownies? Bake Brownie batter in a muffin/cupcake tin.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend says that Run

If your girlfriend says that Run  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't reheat pizza in the oven or the microwave reheat it in a frying pan.

Don't reheat pizza in the oven or the microwave reheat it in a frying pan.  Actual Advice Mallard
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