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Buy lab-grown gems for your girlfriend They're purer than natural gems and cost much less

Buy lab-grown gems for your girlfriend They're purer than natural gems and cost much less Actual Advice Mallard
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If you squeeze your thumb in your fist It will suppress your gag reflex, allowing you to brush your tongue with ease

If you squeeze your thumb in your fist It will suppress your gag reflex, allowing you to brush your tongue with ease Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because you know who's number you're texting, doesn't mean you know who's holding the phone.

Just because you know who's number you're texting, doesn't mean you know who's holding the phone. Actual Advice Mallard
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Ask a girl out for V-day otherwise she may stay home reading the updates of her friends in relationships

Ask a girl out for V-day otherwise she may stay home reading the updates of her friends in relationships Actual Advice Mallard
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Look at her mom There's a good chance she will look very similar in the future

Look at her mom There's a good chance she will look very similar in the future Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're having problems choosing between two options, flip a coin You're emotional reaction to the outcome will tell you your real choice

If you're having problems choosing between two options, flip a coin You're emotional reaction to the outcome will tell you your real choice Actual Advice Mallard
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When being pulled over Be truthful to the cop, if you have a good driving record they usually let you off with a warning

When being pulled over Be truthful to the cop, if you have a good driving record they usually let you off with a warning Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't throw away your smelly dish sponges dampen them and microwave them for 45 seconds - this kills all germs and they will smell like new again

Don't throw away your smelly dish sponges dampen them and microwave them for 45 seconds - this kills all germs and they will smell like new again Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to fall back to sleep don't stretch

If you want to fall back to sleep don't stretch Actual Advice Mallard
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Having trouble coming up with gift ideas for your gf? The next time she sees something she likes, add a reminder in your phone for a week before her birthday/hollidays.

Having trouble coming up with gift ideas for your gf? The next time she sees something she likes, add a reminder in your phone for a week before her birthday/hollidays. Actual Advice Mallard
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