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If you are broke and hungry and only have a few ingredients google them, you can find a recipe for something

If you are broke and hungry and only have a few ingredients google them, you can find a recipe for something Actual Advice Mallard
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Never. Ever. Tell another straight man they gave you a boner.

Never. Ever. Tell another straight man they gave you a boner. Actual Advice Mallard
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Take 1 B-Complex before drinking and 1 before bed It will help you from getting very drunk and mitigate nausea the next morning.

Take 1 B-Complex before drinking and 1 before bed It will help you from getting very drunk and mitigate nausea the next morning. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't make promises when you're drunk don't make decisions when you're drunk

don't make promises when you're drunk don't make decisions when you're drunk Actual Advice Mallard
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when you're angry on reddit don't write a long rebuttal, just downvote and move on

when you're angry on reddit don't write a long rebuttal, just downvote and move on Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a password on your phone Write emergency contacts on a piece of paper and put them in your wallet.

If you have a password on your phone Write emergency contacts on a piece of paper and put them in your wallet. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to look better in photos? Swallow while the picture is being taken, it will make your chin look lighter

Want to look better in photos? Swallow while the picture is being taken, it will make your chin look lighter Actual Advice Mallard
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the pocket of a jacket you never wear is a great place to hide something from your significant other

the pocket of a jacket you never wear is a great place to hide something from your significant other Actual Advice Mallard
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skip the wedding. skip the honeymoon. give her your house and run.

skip the wedding. skip the honeymoon. give her your house and run. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your joking around is upsetting your victim STOP.

If your joking around is upsetting your victim STOP. Actual Advice Mallard
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