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Put a knot in the cord under your left ear bud That way you'll never have to squint to see which ear it goes in

Put a knot in the cord under your left ear bud  That way you'll never have to squint to see which ear it goes in  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be rude to people Because they can be rude to you if they wanted

Don't be rude to people Because they can be rude to you if they wanted  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of complaining about noise in a student house Buy earplugs

Instead of complaining about noise in a student house Buy earplugs  Actual Advice Mallard

To all the girls that think that they desperately need a boyfriend you dont. the time will come.

To all the girls that think that they desperately need a boyfriend you dont. the time will come.  Actual Advice Mallard

Whenever you use a self checkout wait for the red lights above the scanner to turn green before scanning an item

Whenever you use a 
self checkout wait for the red lights above the scanner to turn green before scanning an item  Actual Advice Mallard

Hungry and don't want to ruin your diet? Eat an apple. It's high fiber will keep you full longer

Hungry and don't want to ruin your diet? Eat an apple. It's high fiber will keep you full longer  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're a restaurant owner Make sure you sell food

If you're a restaurant owner Make sure you sell food  Actual Advice Mallard

When ducks give boring and incredibly obvious advice downvote them

When ducks give boring and incredibly obvious advice downvote them  Actual Advice Mallard

Make your resume as professional as possible It'll give you a much better chance of landing an interview

Make your resume as professional as possible It'll give you a much better chance of landing an interview  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are at a party and you feel left out stay until the end

If you are at a party and you feel left out stay until the end  Actual Advice Mallard
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