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Don't smoke my weed That's stealing

Don't smoke my weed That's stealing Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear a condom whilst you fuck pizza dough Then you can make a pizza out of it afterwards

Wear a condom whilst you fuck pizza dough Then you can make a pizza out of it afterwards Actual Advice Mallard
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Nobody ever wished they'd spent more time on Reddit in their youth. If you have something to do, go do it.

Nobody ever wished they'd spent more time on Reddit in their youth. If you have something to do, go do it. Actual Advice Mallard
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If the cute hairstylist has a nice hairdo, and the ugly one has an ugly hairdo request that the ugly one cut your hair.

If the cute hairstylist has a nice hairdo, and the ugly one has an ugly hairdo request that the ugly one cut your hair. Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear polyester clothing while exercising It won't stop you from sweating, but it will wick the sweat away and prevent chafing

Wear polyester clothing while exercising It won't stop you from sweating, but it will wick the sweat away and prevent chafing Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of water splashing up your ass when taking a shit? Take a piece of toilet paper in the toilet before taking the shit.

Tired of water splashing up your ass when taking a shit? Take a piece of toilet paper in the toilet before taking the shit. Actual Advice Mallard
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want to network? never delete a text message. review old messages every few days.

want to network? never delete a text message. review old messages every few days. Actual Advice Mallard
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I reproduce exclusively by gang rape and partake in homosexual necrophilia don't trust my advice.

I reproduce exclusively by gang rape and partake in homosexual necrophilia don't trust my advice. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get brain freeze lick the roof of your mouth

If you get brain freeze lick the roof of your mouth Actual Advice Mallard
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Not receiving a lot of upvotes in r/gonewild? try r/gonewildplus

Not receiving a lot of upvotes in r/gonewild? try r/gonewildplus Actual Advice Mallard
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