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If you are having trouble getting laid Fuck a mute person, they can't say no

If you are having trouble getting laid Fuck a mute person, they can't say no Actual Advice Mallard
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Never, ever, under any circumstances should you ever stick your dick in crazy

Never, ever, under any circumstances should you ever stick your dick in crazy Actual Advice Mallard
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If one of your blinkers blinks faster than the other you need to replace a bulb

If one of your blinkers blinks faster than the other you need to replace a bulb Actual Advice Mallard
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if you need lube every time you have sex there's a good chance that your foreplay technique is lacking

if you need lube every time you have sex there's a good chance that your foreplay technique is lacking Actual Advice Mallard
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If you use an entire roll of toilet paper everytime you take a shit you are doing something wrong

If you use an entire roll of toilet paper everytime you take a shit you are doing something wrong Actual Advice Mallard
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Have dirt under your nails? Wash your hair

Have dirt under your nails? Wash your hair Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a problem at work Have a solution ready when you present it to the boss

Have a problem at work Have a solution ready when you present it to the boss Actual Advice Mallard
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No rational, reasonable person at the end of their life will ever say I wish that meme had been animated.

No rational, reasonable person at the end of their life will ever say I wish that meme had been animated. Actual Advice Mallard
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go out of your way to be kind to food service employees it greatly reduces your chances of eating a spitburger

go out of your way to be kind to food service employees it greatly reduces your chances of eating a spitburger Actual Advice Mallard
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The best way to love your children is to openly express your love for your wife

The best way to love your children is to openly express your love for your wife Actual Advice Mallard
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