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to avoid becoming fat and broke when you eat at a restaurant always save half your food to take with you for a second meal

to avoid becoming fat and broke when you eat at a restaurant always save half your food to take with you for a second meal Actual Advice Mallard
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Order a pizza with anchovies and learn to love them Almost no one eats anchovies

Order a pizza with anchovies and learn to love them Almost no one eats anchovies Actual Advice Mallard
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if someone yells duck they don't mean me

if someone yells duck they don't mean me Actual Advice Mallard
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If all her friends are bitches She's probably a bitch too.

If all her friends are bitches She's probably a bitch too. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think your boyfriend and all of his friends are assholes YOU MIGHT BE THE PROBLEM

If you think your boyfriend and all of his friends are assholes YOU MIGHT BE THE PROBLEM Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a bad smell around the house Make popcorn

If you have a bad smell around the house Make popcorn Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to annoy a bartender? Walk in every day asking for grapes

Want to annoy a bartender? Walk in every day asking for grapes Actual Advice Mallard
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Be GOOD DONT do bad things

Be GOOD DONT do bad things Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think you've just come up with an original idea you haven't! It is most certainly a repost

If you think you've just come up with an original idea you haven't! It is most certainly a repost Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're tired of people ignoring what you have to say about something on reddit Try to avoid commenting on anything that's up there for more than 8 hours

If you're tired of people ignoring what you have to say about something on reddit Try to avoid commenting on anything that's up there for more than 8 hours Actual Advice Mallard
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