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Women hate when you lie but hate the truth even more so just go ahead and lie

Women hate when you lie but hate the truth even more so just go ahead and lie Actual Advice Mallard
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Nosebleed? Soak some tissue paper in cold water and put it over the bridge of your nose

Nosebleed? Soak some tissue paper in cold water and put it over the bridge of your nose Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to avoid unnecessary auto accidents follow the rules of the road, like using your turn signal

If you want to avoid unnecessary auto accidents follow the rules of the road, like using your turn signal Actual Advice Mallard
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Learn the skills that your dream job requires. Bosses love qualified employees.

Learn the skills that your dream job requires. Bosses love qualified employees. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want something from someone Be polite to them

If you want something from someone Be polite to them Actual Advice Mallard
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EXPENSIVE COMMERCIAL CHEMICAL PRODUCT YOU USE EVERY DAY? USE GOOGLE'S PATENT SEARCH AND MAKE YOUR OWN

EXPENSIVE COMMERCIAL CHEMICAL PRODUCT YOU USE EVERY DAY? USE GOOGLE'S PATENT SEARCH AND MAKE YOUR OWN Actual Advice Mallard
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Taking a while to start peeing? Blow on it.

Taking a while to start peeing? Blow on it. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're feeling depressed Change up your style to something more fashionable. The compliments will make you feel better.

If you're feeling depressed Change up your style to something more fashionable. The compliments will make you feel better. Actual Advice Mallard
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we dont swim in your toilet please dont shit in our pool

we dont swim in your toilet please dont shit in our pool Actual Advice Mallard
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Respect other people's religion Not out of respect for their beliefs, but out of respect for them as a person

Respect other people's religion Not out of respect for their beliefs, but out of respect for them as a person Actual Advice Mallard
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