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If you want people to take you seriously don't end every sentence you type with "XD"

If you want people to take you seriously don't end every sentence you type with

Never take advice from a quack

Never take advice from a quack  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get rid of a skin tag Tie a piece of floss around it and it will fall off

If you want to get rid of a skin tag  Tie a piece of floss around it and it will fall off  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to pick up a real woman be yourself

if you want to pick up a real woman be yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't cite wikipedia cite their sources

If you can't cite wikipedia cite their sources  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have burned yourself, cool flesh with cold water then apply honey

If you have burned yourself, cool flesh with cold water then apply honey  Actual Advice Mallard

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Type the word "repeat" before the word "Youtube" in the url to repeat videos automatically

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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.

Be like a duck.  Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.  Actual Advice Mallard
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