Actual Advice Mallard

Literally don't vote for hitler

Literally don't vote for hitler  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are late and have to take an elevator let everybody go first, so you're the first one off

If you are late and have to take an elevator let everybody go first, so you're the first one off  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to buy a game on steam Check amazon pc downloads first

If you're going to buy a game on steam Check amazon pc downloads first  Actual Advice Mallard

Use your shazam tags as a sweet spotify playlist

Use your shazam tags as a sweet spotify playlist  Actual Advice Mallard

If your waiting for a youtube video to buffer hit the down arrow on your keyboard, you can play snake

If your waiting for a youtube video to buffer hit the down arrow on your keyboard, you can play snake  Actual Advice Mallard

if your K9 finds a dead dog when looking for a dead body for a murder case dig down 6-10 feet under, sometimes people put dead dogs as decoys.

if your K9 finds a dead dog when looking for a dead body for a murder case dig down 6-10 feet under, sometimes people put dead dogs as decoys.  Actual Advice Mallard

Always go with the drink Drinks make you less hungry but food will make you thirsty

Always go with the drink Drinks make you less hungry but food will make you thirsty  Actual Advice Mallard

When you go out to eat, order your steak rare. When you heat up leftovers the next day, they'll still be a nice medium rare.

When you go out to eat, order your steak rare. When you heat up leftovers the next day, they'll still be a nice medium rare.  Actual Advice Mallard

Mix 1 teaspoon of cinnamon with 1 tablespoon of honey The cinnamon will clear your sinuses and the honey will soothe your throat

Mix 1 teaspoon of cinnamon with 1 tablespoon of honey The cinnamon will clear your sinuses and the honey will soothe your throat  Actual Advice Mallard

when you go shopping with your girlfriend look for something for her to try on that way you can get her to try on something sexy and you won't be bored in the store.

when you go shopping with your girlfriend look for something for her to try on that way you can get her to try on something sexy and you won't be bored in the store.  Actual Advice Mallard
Like us for More!