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If you want people to care about you Make them want to care about you, don't just complain when no one does

If you want people to care about you Make them want to care about you, don't just complain when no one does Actual Advice Mallard
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When reheating mac and cheese, put some milk on first. It will return some of the creaminess that it had when you first made it.

When reheating mac and cheese, put some milk on first. It will return some of the creaminess that it had when you first made it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't share pictures of the boston marathon to anyone but the FBI Its disrecpectful to the the victims in the event and in the picture

Don't share pictures of the boston marathon to anyone but the FBI Its disrecpectful to the the victims in the event and in the picture Actual Advice Mallard
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Get off reddit and do your goddamn homework

Get off reddit and do your goddamn homework Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't stick an eel up your anus

Don't stick an eel up your anus Actual Advice Mallard
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Have late library books and don't want to pay the fine? Put them back on the shelves yourself, then call the library and insist you returned them. They'll find that they've been reshelved, assume it was their error, and clear you're account.

Have late library books and don't want to pay the fine? Put them back on the shelves yourself, then call the library and insist you returned them. They'll find that they've been reshelved, assume it was their error, and clear you're account. Actual Advice Mallard
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Friends with benefits: Good in theory. Ultimately not possible.

Friends with benefits: Good in theory. Ultimately not possible. Actual Advice Mallard
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When traveling to distant places always write important phone numbers down on paper in your wallet as well as storing them in your phone.

When traveling to distant places always write important phone numbers down on paper in your wallet as well as storing them in your phone. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want anyone to sit next to you on a plane ride Don't look up and act preoccupied. Body language is more effective than you think.

If you don't want anyone to sit next to you on a plane ride Don't look up and act preoccupied. Body language is more effective than you think. Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone pulls a weapon on you in an abduction attempt Scream, alert others, and try to run anyways. If he's ballsy enough to attack you in public, he'll for sure do it wherever he takes you.

If someone pulls a weapon on you in an abduction attempt Scream, alert others, and try to run anyways. If he's ballsy enough to attack you in public, he'll for sure do it wherever he takes you. Actual Advice Mallard
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