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If you murder someone, send the body to a pig farm There will be no trace left for the dogs or police to find

If you murder someone, send the body to a pig farm There will be no trace left for the dogs or police to find Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to save something so it cannot be edited Print the document to microsoft xps document writer and save it before sending it out

If you want to save something so it cannot be edited Print the document to microsoft xps document writer and save it before sending it out Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't fuck dirty sluts Not even with a condom

Don't fuck dirty sluts Not even with a condom Actual Advice Mallard
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Have an untimely boner? Just start reading anything continually and it will go away in less than 30 seconds

Have an untimely boner? Just start reading anything continually and it will go away in less than 30 seconds Actual Advice Mallard
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Female behaviour Can't be generalised with 100% accuracy

Female behaviour Can't be generalised with 100% accuracy Actual Advice Mallard
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Hey YOU! YEs you! study for finals right meow!

Hey YOU! YEs you! study for finals right meow! Actual Advice Mallard
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If your wife says your dick is too big She's up to something

If your wife says your dick is too big She's up to something Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone's vote rating is red in Reddit Enhancement Suite Do not try and engage them in discuss or reply to their comments. The rating will prove 100% accurate.

If someone's vote rating is red in Reddit Enhancement Suite Do not try and engage them in discuss or reply to their comments. The rating will prove 100% accurate. Actual Advice Mallard
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When signing up for the PSAT, use a throwaway email they spam you with bad college offers

When signing up for the PSAT, use a throwaway email they spam you with bad college offers Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not give these to girls

Do not give these to girls Actual Advice Mallard
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