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If you have a prepaid customer complaining why they have to pay 70 instead of 67 use d2and in pos and enter exactly $67

If you have a prepaid customer complaining why they have to pay 70 instead of 67 use d2and in pos and enter exactly $67  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep a stick of deodorant in your bag If you are in a rush for class and can't shower you'll be covered

Keep a stick of deodorant in your bag If you are in a rush for class and can't shower you'll be covered  Actual Advice Mallard

don't submit original content stick to reposts, cats, louis C.K. , and boobs

don't submit original content stick to reposts, cats, louis C.K. , and boobs  Actual Advice Mallard

Write an episode of family guy on spec Put all of the cutaways in a separate script: You just wrote an episode of Robot Chicken too

Write an episode of family guy on spec Put all of the cutaways in a separate script: You just wrote an episode of Robot Chicken too  Actual Advice Mallard

Make a good impression on your friend's girlfriend And she'll be more likely to tell her single friends about you

Make a good impression on your friend's girlfriend And she'll be more likely to tell her single friends about you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you never stop learning and continue your education well into your 30's Eventually You'll be surrounded by idiots

If you never stop learning and continue your education well into your 30's Eventually You'll be surrounded by idiots  Actual Advice Mallard

Guys, Girls like you for your personality. whatever size your penis is, it's just fine. Girls, guys like you for your personality. whatever size your boobs are, they're just fine.

Guys, Girls like you for your personality. whatever size your penis is, it's just fine. Girls, guys like you for your personality. whatever size your boobs are, they're just fine.  Actual Advice Mallard

If walking through a bad neighbourhood Keep your keys in hand; people will think your close to home and will be less likely to target you

If walking through a bad neighbourhood Keep your keys in hand; people will think your close to home and will be less likely to target you  Actual Advice Mallard

never assume it's okay to just "put it in" with out a condom on, even for a second

never assume it's okay to just

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